Things I discovered during my recent trip to Las Vegas:
-Sitting in an airport helps me crank out crappy taglines
-I score an 81% on the Lee Iacocca listening test (as administered by a proud member of the OU Parent’s Association whom I met randomly at the Bellagio Conservatory)
-When you're in The Entertainment Capital of the World, wearing an orchid lei will get you way more attention than tasting another girl’s cherry ChapStick will
-Malibu rum is from Canada
-Things from Canada taste good
I see about 3 more things in the list above than in the list of things I’ve learned in school this week. I’m pretty sure this means I should have half at least ¾ of a degree in Vegastainment.
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Lol. The thing I remember most about Vegas, besides Siegfried and Roy, is being handed nudie flyers when I was like 8. Ah Vegas...
Handing out nudie flyers to an eight year old? Shameless, contumacious hedonists! Sigh. I can't wait to go back.
The next time you wear an orchid lei it should be in Maui. In late October. But what do I know?
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