I fell asleep with the TV on and had a dream that I was being killed by a tribe of violent, shrieking men. Right after my head got cut off by a sword, I screamed and jumped out of bed. And then I realized that those violent, shrieking men were now on the TV. With my heart still pounding and my body still shaking in my sequined, dragonfly pajamas, I looked at the TV to see what horrifying, hair-raising movie had encroached upon my slumber.
Only to find that it was THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES.
What? I wasn’t scared or anything. I scream and jump out of bed like that all the time.
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