In anticipation of our Red River Rivalry tailgate party at work tomorrow.
ME: Well, crap. I don’t have any work-appropriate Texas shirts.
CO-WORKER: No worries, you can just borrow one of my OU shirts.
ME: You are so so sweet and generous. Can I, you know, alter the shirt just a tiny bit before wearing it?
CO-WORKER: Only if you add more rhinestones to the OU.
ME: Like in the shape of a longhorn?
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